Shock and Awe. . . and a bit jealous

We’ve all seen the posts going around Facebook where somebody gives you a number and then you’re supposed to list that number of things about yourself that most people wouldn’t know. I was given a number, but didn’t participate. I still can’t quit thinking about the secret my friend told about herself. That same friend that gave me a number-12. I’ll leave my secrets to share here on WordPress. 🙂 She listed 10 things about herself and everybody commented on the same admission–her boob job.

I’m a heterosexual female, but I’m not afraid to admit that a nice rack is beautiful. So I go through a few of her pictures because I’m curious, of course. I really didn’t notice anything. She’s a bit on the plus size, so her augmentation was obviously just for proportion purposes. I forgot all about her small chest until she revealed her secret and I got to looking. Now I’m obsessed, AGAIN, with getting a boob job. I, too, am not proportionate in that area. There are so many things I’d love to change about my body/looks. We [women] all nitpick our bodies apart whether we all admit it or not.

I just had my 6 week post-op appointment and was cleared to go and have all the sex I want. So I’ve been thinking about that. Nothing out of the ordinary. A lot of fantasizing and no action. My fantasies are more like nightmares when I think about revealing my naked body in front of a new man. Ahh, the Wonder Bra. I’ve got a couple that make my cleavage beautiful. I’m pretty sure the reason they call it the Wonder Bra is because when the woman takes it off the man is left wondering where the hell the woman’s boobs went. How embarrassing would that be? Note: If I’m ever with a new man, I will NOT wear a breast enhancing bra! Ha! That reminds me. I once flashed a trucker and he did honk his horn. So I guess they can’t be that bad.

Saline or Silicone? Definitely saline! I once had a woman tell me she had a boob job. Then she showed them to me. They were gorgeous saline implanted breasts. No hint of fake on them at all. I want boobs like that when I grow up 😉 Have you ever noticed the women in pornographic movies all have creases on their breasts when they lay down? Don’t act like you’ve never watched a porno Mr. and Mrs. proper! The creases are just nasty. I’d rather keep my small breasts than to have that look. I’m not sure if it’s the silicone or the extreme size that causes that to happen. Whatever the reason, I’d still choose saline and also a good size for my body. I don’t need eye magnets. Just enough to turn up the sex appeal without going all Dolly Parton.


2 thoughts on “Shock and Awe. . . and a bit jealous

  1. Every time I read one of your post, I feel like I can see some of me– to a point anyway. I know 5 different women who have all had boob jobs, and I will say that not one is disappointed with the decision. You just need to be happy with the rest of you first (in my opinion, anyway). I’m a fan of fake boobs, so I say–if you get the chance- then do it ( I am also heterosexual BTW). This might sound shallow, but I always say “if you look good, you feel good, and if you feel good, you do good” (ok- that’s a very shallow view, but I’m shallow). Oh, and none of the women I know have that baggy porn boob look, I know exactly what you are talking about. All saline, with the implant behind the muscle. Good luck. There is nothing wrong with feeling sexy.

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