Pet Peeves: A Never-Ending List


Who the fuck can talk like this?

Holy Mother of God. I swear I’m about to lose it! I don’t know if it’s the mound of stress I’m under or that this is simply annoying as hell.

I can always tell when my brother wants something well before he ever musters up the courage to ask. Same routine. Every. Fucking. Time. He’ll walk aimlessly throughout the house for a while. Then, he’ll sit down and sigh or clear his throat. He also gets very fidgety. Finally comes the yawn and ask. I swear to God he cannot ask me anything without yawning while speaking. This only happens when he wants something though.

I’ve tried to nonchalantly bring this to his attention by saying “I cannot understand you while you’re yawning.” He didn’t get the hint. Sigh. I don’t want to be a bitch rude because, well, he is my brother and all. However, extreme circumstances call for extreme measures.

Maybe I could say “Dude! What do you want? (although 99% of the time I already know what he’s going to ask) And PLEASE don’t yawn while asking!” Eh, I don’t know. Until next time, I suppose.

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4 thoughts on “Pet Peeves: A Never-Ending List

  1. I’ve genuinely done this myself. A few times. As a small child. Maybe for pocket money. Or if I wanted a sleepover. Or perhaps because I’d done something majorly wrong and wanted my parents to be cool with me, forgetting that my approach (much like your brothers) was about as subtle as an air raid shelter. In fact, it got to the point where I only had to walk in the room before asking me what I wanted.

    True story!

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